Once all the hype, hyperbole and hysteria of the 2012 Olympics has quickly been discarded in the nostalgia bin, Londoners’ will no doubt be left with all the actual tidying-up. But once all that tidying up has been done, Londoners’ will then be left with the crushing memory that London’s streets, shops, architecture, culture and heritage was in a brutal state of dereliction. The truth is, no matter what Lord Coe and his PR team say after they’ve left town, London is still shit. 

Shit London 2 is the sequel to the bestselling Portico book Shit London (9781907554346). This hilarious follow-up continues to explore the mad world of ill-conceived community ‘art’, pun-based shop names, creepy graffiti, god-awful translations, comical signs and any other unintentionally funny scenes that real Londoners have to put up with every single day.

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